{"product_id":"fake-goose-toddler-tee-1","title":"\"Fake Goose\" Toddler Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003e\"Fake Goose\" Toddler Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eIf you've ever owned a goose, you know they're absolutely convinced they're in charge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eThe \"Fake Goose\" Toddler Tee, part of our Fake Animals™ collection, celebrates one of the farm's loudest, sassiest, and most opinionated residents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eFeaturing the trademarked Fake Farmers™ logo on the front and a charming goose illustration on the back with \"Fake Goose\" and a cute \"x honk x\" beneath it, this shirt is perfect for little ones who march to the beat of their own drum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eOr, more accurately, the sound of their own honking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eLike all Fake Farmers™ designs, the joke is in the name. The \"fake\" animals aren't really fake, of course. They're a tongue-in-cheek nod to modern farm life, where many of us are learning as we go, collecting animals we probably didn't plan on owning, and doing our best to keep everything fed, watered, and mostly pointed in the right direction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eAnd honestly, if any animal deserves to be called a Fake Goose™, it's a goose. 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