{"product_id":"freshly-sheared-3x4-sticker","title":"\"Freshly Sheared\" - 3\"x4\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Freshly Sheared\" Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eYou know that feeling when the sheep looks at you like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eyou’re\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003e the one who doesn’t know what you’re doing?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(34, 34, 34);\"\u003eYeah. 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