Fake Farmer™ Men's Tank
Not born into it.
Not an expert.
Still doing it anyway.
The Fake Farmer™ Men's Tank is for the people who learned by showing up, making mistakes, asking questions, and trying again tomorrow. Featuring "Fake Farmer™" boldly printed across the chest, it's a nod to everyone who didn't inherit the knowledge but earned the experience.
Whether you're hauling feed, checking fences, working in the garden, splitting firewood, hitting the gym, or simply enjoying a summer day outdoors, this tank was made for people who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty while figuring things out as they go.
Built on the AS Colour Barnard Tank, this sleeveless staple combines everyday comfort with a rugged, lived-in feel. Made from soft combed cotton with raw cut-off armholes, it delivers a relaxed look that's equally at home in the pasture, the workshop, or the weight room. The lightweight construction keeps things comfortable when the temperatures climb, while the durable fabric is ready for whatever the day throws your way.
Because being a Fake Farmer™ was never about pretending.
It's about starting before you're ready and learning along the way.
Features
• Premium AS Colour Barnard Tank
• Regular fit sleeveless design
• Soft 100% combed cotton construction
• Heather colors: 85% cotton / 15% viscose
• Raw cut-off sleeve edges for a relaxed, broken-in look
• Ribbed knit collar helps maintain shape and durability
• Lightweight and comfortable for warm weather wear
• Ethically manufactured by AS Colour
Design
Front: Large "Fake Farmer™" print across the chest
Perfect for farm chores, livestock shows, summer markets, gym sessions, gardening, weekend projects, or any day spent earning your experience the hard way.
Because nobody starts out knowing everything.
And that's exactly the point.
For the first-generation farmers.
For the accidental homesteaders.
For the people who learned by doing.
Fake Farmers™
Started Anyway. Learned the Hard Way.
