And sometimes your golf cart catches on fire in the middle of the pasture.
The "Everything's Fine" Toddler Tee celebrates one of our most memorable lessons from Lazy Knoll Farm. What started as a routine chore hauling manure quickly turned into a flaming golf cart, a lot of confusion, and a story we'll probably never live down.
Featuring the Fake Farmers™ logo on the front and our signature burning golf cart design with "Everything's Fine" across the back, this tee is for the little helpers who are already learning that not every farm project goes according to plan.
Because around here, mistakes happen, equipment breaks, and somehow everything usually works out anyway.
Details
100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel (fiber content may vary by color)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
Classic fit designed for everyday play
Ribbed collar for added comfort and durability
Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Printed using OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
Produced by Gildan, a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Perfect for farm kids, future homesteaders, and toddlers who are already proving that experience is mostly just a collection of mistakes you survived.
