"Freshly Sheared" - 3"x4" Sticker

"Freshly Sheared" Sticker

You know that feeling when the sheep looks at you like you’re the one who doesn’t know what you’re doing?

Yeah. That’s this sticker.

Featuring a freshly “customized” sheep standing proudly beside a set of clippers and a pile of questionable decisions, this sticker is dedicated to everyone who’s attempted livestock grooming with more confidence than experience.

Whether you’ve accidentally given a sheep a mullet, created an unexpected racing stripe, or simply learned that shearing is harder than it looks, you’re among friends here.

Printed on durable satin-finish vinyl, this 3” x 4” sticker is perfect for water bottles, laptops, feed bins, toolboxes, coolers, trailers, and anywhere else you need a reminder that perfection is overrated.

After all, every expert was once standing in a barn wondering, “Well… now what?"

Features

• 3” x 4” size

• Premium satin finish

• Durable white vinyl construction

• Water, scratch & UV resistant

• Made & Assembled in the USA

• Perfect for farmers, homesteaders, sheep lovers, and professional mistake-makers

Warning: May cause flashbacks to your first sheep shearing attempt.

Fake Farmers™ — Learned the Hard Way.