"Held Together Somehow" Unisex Dryblend® Tee
If you've ever looked at a project and thought, "Well... it's technically working," this shirt is for you.
The "Held Together Somehow" Unisex Dryblend® Tee pays tribute to one of our most memorable hay seasons at Lazy Knoll Farm. After battling equipment breakdowns, setbacks, frustration, and everything else the farm could throw at us, we finally managed to get hay baled.
There was just one problem.
The bales were barely holding together.
Loose, lopsided, and falling apart, they became the perfect symbol for so many things in life: first-generation farming, learning new skills, raising a family, building a business, and sometimes simply making it through the week.
Featuring the Fake Farmers™ logo on the front and our iconic loose hay bale design with "Held Together Somehow" on the back, this shirt celebrates perseverance over perfection.
Because sometimes success doesn't look polished.
Sometimes it looks like a hay bale that's one strong breeze away from becoming a pile again.
Shirt Details
Built for comfort, durability, and everyday wear, the Gildan 8000 DryBlend® T-Shirt combines the softness of cotton with moisture-wicking performance.
• Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
• Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• DryBlend® moisture-wicking technology helps keep you cool and comfortable
• Ribbed collar for a classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Design
Front: Signature Fake Farmers™ logo
Back: Loose hay bale artwork with "Held Together Somehow"
Perfect for farmers, homesteaders, parents, small business owners, and anyone currently running on determination, duct tape, and a little bit of luck.
Because not everything has to be perfect to be worth being proud of.
Fake Farmers™ — Started Anyway. Learned the Hard Way.
